Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh...the right's Jan and Dean?

I thought the lyrics I snitched from a Blah3 parody on Rush 'fat ass' Limbaugh would go well this fine Sunday afternoon with this shot of Krazy Karl. I got Karl's cover from that killer chick Maru. Don't ya know she's short and to the point on her wonderful blog..linkage to her site is here and over on the sidebar. And now, without further ado..the Ode to Rushie :)

I’m waiting for my maid
Couple thousand dollars in my hand
She’s down at Denny’s, servin’ as my proxy
Gonna get me a big big box of Oxy
I’m waiting for my maid

Hey white boy, you got a mansion in Palm
That’s the wages from putting feminazis down
Ain’t nothing sir, when you’ve got talent from God
But my hands are shaking, don’t it seem kinda odd?
I’m waiting for my maid

Here she comes, she’s all dressed in black
Hurry up now, you got go clean up out back
She’s never early, she’s always late
How am I gonna make it through my next 3 hours of hate?
I’m waiting for my maid

Alone in my mansion, just laying in my bed
The whole place paid for by those stupid dittoheads
But now I’m cruisin’ on hillbilly heroin
And don’t you tell me hypocrisy’s a sin
I’m waiting for my maid

It’s time to holler, now watch me wail and shout
I’m feeling good, getting’ all this venom out
I’m feeling good, I’m on the attack
And if anyone asks, I’ll just say it’s for my back
I’m waiting for my maid.

Tags: Rush Limbaugh, Drugs, Lou Reed