Hey, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile..and Berto has found gainful employment. Per TPM muckraker via Bloomberg:
Gonzales will help former U.S. District Judge Layn R. Phillips oversee settlement talks in the case of a Texas company which claims banks such as Wells Fargo & Co., Citigroup Inc.'s Citibank and Bank of America Corp. are violating its patents for taking and transmitting digital images of checks.
Phillips, in an order signed yesterday, said he needed Gonzales's help because of the number of parties in the case and the "overall complexity of this litigation."
. . . Special masters are hired in patent cases to help district judges with complex issues. In this case, Phillips was hired to handle settlement talks between DataTreasury Corp. and the banks.
Well, I'll be dipped...Alberto can handle complex issues? Jackass couldn't seem to find his ass with both hands as far as the firing of the USA's went..
But it's a gig and I am sure he ain't complaining...